"Now, I have received my soap order from a certain company. Between Friday and Tuesday, I have taken 13 showers. NO SHIT!!! To Get to the point I was making an excuse to go take a shower. I step outside for 30 seconds I go hop in the shower. I love to lather 4-5 damn times. If I use that lavender, my body feels drained. My <bleep> looking for the bed and I'm out once I hit the damn bed in most cases.
I better not come short of some money when it's time for me to reorder. I'll be at the pawn shop trying to get money for that soap. Lips turning white, crawling on the floor looking for some damn ghost chai tea and lavender cuts just to go run to the damn shower and <bleep>. WHY ME?????
Unique & Natural y'all <bleelps> wrong for this <bleep> !! I SWEAR!!!"